Emma Octavia Winters!! Youre back!! Well BQQ you might not be Emma but atleast she had a plausible name, your Manila was true Hot Coutorcher, your meet the queenz madez mez wantz to clawz myz eyez out, and honey its spring cleaning, time to get ride of the trash.
Camilla, I have noticed that on almost every challenge you’ve been late, but its ok gurl I undertsand! College can be tough when your IQ and shoe size are the same! Or when you use a ruler to see how long you sleep! Lets get real you’re so dumb you failed a personal survey, I mean you almost make Nacho seem like he knows what he’s talking about. Almost. So I will forgive you for always being as late at your mothers period 9 months before the accident.
Hey Mistress have you heard the news? There is now an 8th wonder of the world! Scientist are baffled at this new discovery and are still studying how this could’ve happened, The new wonder is you making top 5. Scientist here at Drag U are comparing it to the Hiroshima Bombing because they never saw it coming.
Saya gurl! I’ve seen your text posts and Q&A videos and I have to be honest, I don’t know whats faker: Rita’s hip pads or your personality. Saya you are so fake you make Cher look natural, you are so fake you put Barbie to shame, Saya you are as fake as Nicole’s vagina, you are so fake that you make it seem like Fawn actually isn’t biased towards you, and honey no wonder you have so many followers! I mean the Bible has almost the whole world!
Bianca Wynters, crafty Queen, my dear! Count Dracula called, he wants his cape back bitch! I’m actually really looking forward to see what you’ll be wearing for this weeks challenge, I’m sure I’ll be surprised ;}
Camilla Monet? More like Camilla MonLATE! Gurlll, we all don’t live in Camilla’s time zone. Don’t be tardy for the party, boo! ;}
Mistress, Mistress, Mistress, will you be my mistress? Did you use your magick to win this week? Cause you sure did cast a spell on the judges ;}
Saya! Bottom two, two weeks in a row?? Maybe thinking too far outside of the Box will have us saying “Sayonara!” to Saya Nara ;}
I just queefed in the library. Oops!
MISS BIANCA WYNTERS, I’d think that Bianca Whineters would be more suitable with all of the pouting you’re doing around here. Where did you get your wig- oh wait! And that outfit!!! Did it come from Bed, Bath and Beyond or Spirit Halloween? OOOH and that makeup, shimmer shimmer, dust, dust, you sure a looking a busty-bust.
Saya Nara, that’s exactly what I’ll be saying to you when you sashay away! Are you sure you aren’t a real man? It’s looking severe and queer up in here, hayyyy!
Mistress magic? Magick? Wait maybe it was magic, I dunno! There sure isnt nothing magical about the way you walk henny! You might wanna fix how you apply those lashes, I almost mistook you for the snuffaluffagus there! And honestly in the teams challenge I couldn’t tell who had to dumb down their makeup skills for who!
BonQueefQueef, your drag may be the equivalent of two queefs, but they sure ain’t good honey! You need some vagisil up in there girl, because I’m smelling yeast and trout here!!! Oh and you should really step into a sephora store or something, they could teach you a thing or two about blending and maybe even false lashes if you get good enough at that!!
OMG i have to read these girls??? but i love them! and, i’m the nice one!
Alright… if i must…
Saya Nara: Exactly what we’ll be saying to you later this week when you’re asked to sashay away!
Camilla Monet, I can definitely see how you took inspiration from Monet. Just like in his paintings, you can see the brushstrokes in your paint.
BonQueefQueef, what do your wigs and a menopausal woman’s vagina have in common? They’re both drier than the Sahara.
Bianca Wynters, the Game of Throne ads were wrong, because with a mug like yours, we can be certain Wynter(s) will never be coming.
Bianca Wynters… You know, I thought reading you was going to be easy, but how could it be?, when you have no hair, no clothes and no makeup to read *sizzling noise* Then again, I do understand you use Maybelline, but remember she was born with it and you were not so, put it back in your motha’s drawer.
Horchata Montrese, What are you doing here?!…Oh wait, that’s just you BonQueefQueef. Anyways, I think someone needs to call ASPCA because those animals you’ve been putting on your head are THIRSTY!. Moisturize. Those. Wigs. GURLLLL!!!
Mistress Magick, did Shakespeare do your makeup? Because your face is a tragedy.
Camilla Monet, you’re doing so well in the competition, but of course you are, being that you take 3 times as long to submit. That’s what you call being UNFASHIONABLY LATE DAHHHLIINNGGGG.
THE LIBRARY IS CLOSED!